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SANTA IS DEAD

  • Lexica: Dad, I've been telling kids at school something, and they're all getting mad.
  • Me: Well, what have you been saying?
  • Lexica: Santa is dead.
  • Me: ≪The FUCK?≫ *Translated from child-safe
  • Lexica: The Santa from history.
  • Me: *sigh* Yes, the historical Catholic and Orthodox saint Nikolaos of Myra upon whom the legend of Santa Claus is based died in the fourth century… however, the legend of Santa Claus will live on in the hearts of little children forever as long as you don't go around the schoolyard telling them all that Santa Claus IS ≪FUCKING≫ DEAD.



  • Debbie: I can't wait to see the sun again
  • Paul: Yeah, that should be nice. IN MAY
  • Debbie: heh
  • Debbie: it's supposed to come back tomorrow
  • Paul: Bet your bottom dollar
  • Paul: Somebody fucking shoot me for that comment
  • Debbie: seriously


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My current list of iPhone apps!


Let me help.”  A hundred years or so from now, I believe, a famous novelist will write a classic using that theme.  He’ll recommend those three words over “I love you.

Harlan Ellison

Star Trek, City on the Edge of Forever


War is easier than daughters.

– Ned Stark, Game of Thrones

I have no objection to anyone’s sex life as long as they don’t practice it in the street and frighten the horses.

– Oscar Wilde

SWAT on The Cage, Wednesday February 09, 2011 20:53:55

A “Showstopper” medal is awarded when you kill an opponent in the middle of an assassination.  I’m the red guy in the black bubble helmet who comes in, stops the show, and saves the day.




From Hellblazer #63 (©1993 DC Comics), by Garth Ennis & Steve Dillon.  I first read this when I was 22.  I thought turning 40 sounded like the most horrible thing in the world.  My opinion has not changed.


Blaming talk radio for the Arizona shootings is like blaming Doom for Columbine.

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I Am Still Amiga Paul (Taken by pj Taylor with instagram)



Twelve-Layer Jello Mold 1

Ticked over to 1000 views today.



Not Cutting It (Taken with instagram)

Six inches isn’t enough.  Especially when it’s the height of your snow-blower blade, and you have two feet of snow on your sidewalk.  It’s like pushing a 200-pound shovel around at that point.




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